2008 Woodie Awards
SECURITY BRIEFS
Leo leaves new reputation with John Gildard with St. Francis visits and Kung-Fu fighters
Andrew Moll
Issue date: 10/5/06 Section: Campus
A PSA from Security Director John Gildard to the young ladies at Marist. There has been a spate of sexually explicit phone calls to women, so if you receive such a phone call, hang up, don't encourage the caller, have a male friend record the call, don't put your names on your incoming message, and make sure to call security.
9/26 - 7:18 P.M.
A student attempted to enter Midrise with four cans of Keystone Light and a can of Busch Light. The cans were confiscated by security and then promptly destroyed so that no one could ever speak of these beers ever again. Consider it something that should be a part of the Patriot Act.
9/27- 1:27 A.M.
In Champagnat, an intoxicated student was taken to St. Francis after they were found seated on the floor of a bathroom. Let me tell you, I've been in the bathrooms in Champagnat, and I barely wanted to walk in there, let alone sit on the floor. But maybe things have improved. Like, maybe they got a paper towel dispenser. Lucky freshman.
9/27 - 9:30 P.M.
Kids, watch your cars: A student reported that two hubcaps have been stolen from their car in the Fulton parking lot. Either somebody really needed to fix up their vehicle, or security is getting quite serious about people parking without the proper passes.
9/28 - 11:40 P.M.
The Benoit RD reported that a shopping cart was sent down the staircase to the lower level of Benoit. Nobody is too sure how the cart got there in the first place, and it was eventually returned to Eckerds. I blame Johnny Knoxville, actually. Or Eckerds, for making their carts so darn ride-able.
9/30 - 2:24 A.M.
A Leo resident was taken to St. Francis after being a tad too intoxicated. More on this in a minute.
9/30 - 3:19 A.M.
In front of Leo, a couple students decided to go at it, Kung-Fu style. One kid attempted a karate kick, but the other was able to block it with his knee. Unfortunately, this resulted in what may have been a broken leg, and the student was taken to St. Francis. Says John Gildard, "Practice your Ninja Turtle moves on your pillow."
9/26 - 7:18 P.M.
A student attempted to enter Midrise with four cans of Keystone Light and a can of Busch Light. The cans were confiscated by security and then promptly destroyed so that no one could ever speak of these beers ever again. Consider it something that should be a part of the Patriot Act.
9/27- 1:27 A.M.
In Champagnat, an intoxicated student was taken to St. Francis after they were found seated on the floor of a bathroom. Let me tell you, I've been in the bathrooms in Champagnat, and I barely wanted to walk in there, let alone sit on the floor. But maybe things have improved. Like, maybe they got a paper towel dispenser. Lucky freshman.
9/27 - 9:30 P.M.
Kids, watch your cars: A student reported that two hubcaps have been stolen from their car in the Fulton parking lot. Either somebody really needed to fix up their vehicle, or security is getting quite serious about people parking without the proper passes.
9/28 - 11:40 P.M.
The Benoit RD reported that a shopping cart was sent down the staircase to the lower level of Benoit. Nobody is too sure how the cart got there in the first place, and it was eventually returned to Eckerds. I blame Johnny Knoxville, actually. Or Eckerds, for making their carts so darn ride-able.
9/30 - 2:24 A.M.
A Leo resident was taken to St. Francis after being a tad too intoxicated. More on this in a minute.
9/30 - 3:19 A.M.
In front of Leo, a couple students decided to go at it, Kung-Fu style. One kid attempted a karate kick, but the other was able to block it with his knee. Unfortunately, this resulted in what may have been a broken leg, and the student was taken to St. Francis. Says John Gildard, "Practice your Ninja Turtle moves on your pillow."
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